Land of Boz

No, no... Pudding

At the grocery today, whilst looking at various puddings...

Me:
Oh, look there's a sugar free Pistachio pudding! Should we get that?

Gretchen:
NO! I -HATE- pistachio pudding!!!

Me:
What?!? When have you had it?

Gretchen:
I hate it when Taco Bell puts it on my tacos!

Me:
That's guacamole, sweetheart. NOT pistachio pudding!

Gretchen:
Oh.

Sadly, I still couldn't convince her we should try the pudding.

No, you may NOT give away those toys just because you’re feeling too lazy to put them away!

Me

Not Oxygen

Overheard from the back seat as we were driving to my mother-in-law’s:
Madeline (older cousin): Hey look! There’s an auction house.
Gretchen: Cool. So people can breathe easier in there?
Madeline: Auction. NOT Oxygen. They sell stuff. (laughs)
Gretchen: My bad.

After blowing into a harmonica for twenty minutes: How do people in jail play these things?!? This is hard!

Gretchen