No, no... Pudding
At the grocery today, whilst looking at various puddings...
Me:
Oh, look there's a sugar free Pistachio pudding! Should we get that?
Gretchen:
NO! I -HATE- pistachio pudding!!!
Me:
What?!? When have you had it?
Gretchen:
I hate it when Taco Bell puts it on my tacos!
Me:
That's guacamole, sweetheart. NOT pistachio pudding!
Gretchen:
Oh.
Sadly, I still couldn't convince her we should try the pudding.