May 2012
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May 27th
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May 24th
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May 19th
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May 16th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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“No, I do NOT want to watch your Barbie Doll take a dump in my kitchen!!!”
– Things I Never Expected to Say as a Father
May 5th
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May 2nd
April 2012
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Apr 21st
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Apr 10th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
March 2012
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 19th
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Mar 16th
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A New Job: Do. Not. Want.
Overheard today in the parking lot on the way back in to my office complex from lunch:
Lady 1: I don't cry that much, right? I mean, no more than anyone else in the office, right??
Lady 2: No, not at all! There are several others who cry way more than you.
(Permanent) Note to Self - NEVER apply for a job at any of the other companies in the office buildings here.
Mar 15th
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The Moron Test
My wife just showed me an app in Google’s Play (aka the Android Market) that’s called The Moron Test. The app is 99 cents. I told her that was the test - to see if you’re dumb enough to actually buy it! (she didn’t)
Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Umm... NO! →
I like Disney’s “stuff” - though, admittedly, not NEARLY half as much as my wife, but still… there is no chance in this life that I’m drinking my morning coffee out of Mickey’s ASS!
Mar 8th
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Mar 6th
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Mar 5th
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February 2012
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Feb 26th
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No, no... Pudding
At the grocery today, whilst looking at various puddings...
Me: Oh, look there's a sugar free Pistachio pudding! Should we get that?
Gretchen: NO! I -HATE- pistachio pudding!!!
Me: What?!? When have you had it?
Gretchen: I hate it when Taco Bell puts it on my tacos!
Me: That's guacamole, sweetheart. NOT pistachio pudding!
Gretchen: Oh.
Sadly, I still couldn't convince her we should try the pudding.
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 7th
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January 2012
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Jan 28th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 10th
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 17th
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“No, you may NOT give away those toys just because you’re feeling too lazy...”
– Me
Dec 17th
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It Was Just A Movie, Guys...
The U.S. Congress is looking in to banning medical research on chimpanzees. Sounds to me like someone on Capitol Hill thought Rise of the Planet of the Apes was another of Al Gore’s documentaries…
Dec 16th
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Dec 10th
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“2011 US Political Summary? Worst. Congress. EVER.”
Dec 7th
November 2011
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Nov 29th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 4th