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British Candies? A coworker brought in these European candies that are jellies, not gummies. They’re close to gummies. Kinda like if your grandma tried to make gummies for you using her own homemade jam & powdered sugar and then coated them all with cornstarch. These have a gritty -slightly- sweet taste… if you’re wanting to simulate the taste on your own withOUT going to the UK, do the following: Get some day-old, juice-squeezed-out fruit rinds (lemon, lime, orange) Float the peels in the shallowest part of any ocean shoreline Once floating, bob for them like you would for apples at Halloween Make sure when you grab one that you get a healthy mouthful of sand Yep. They taste JUST LIKE THAT.

British Candies?

A coworker brought in these European candies that are jellies, not gummies. They’re close to gummies. Kinda like if your grandma tried to make gummies for you using her own homemade jam & powdered sugar and then coated them all with cornstarch.

These have a gritty -slightly- sweet taste… if you’re wanting to simulate the taste on your own withOUT going to the UK, do the following:

  • Get some day-old, juice-squeezed-out fruit rinds (lemon, lime, orange)
  • Float the peels in the shallowest part of any ocean shoreline
  • Once floating, bob for them like you would for apples at Halloween
  • Make sure when you grab one that you get a healthy mouthful of sand

Yep. They taste JUST LIKE THAT.

The Road Ahead

The Road Ahead

My New Ride

A 2012 Hyundai Sonata Hybrid. We were looking at getting one of the 2013s, but saved almost $9,000 by getting the 2012 new off the lot instead!

Snake Eyes

Snake Eyes

Black light selfie

Black light selfie

Morning Mist

Morning Mist

3 Litre Bottle

3 Litre Bottle

Chrome Pill

Chrome Pill

Condescension Now, conveniently packed into your soda caps!

Condescension

Now, conveniently packed into your soda caps!

There will be no FaceTime calling while you are pooping!
Yet Another in the Long List of House Rules
What Brand? Given that this battery came inside a mouse, I’m thinking the brand name is more suited to a *different* kind of handheld device.

What Brand?

Given that this battery came inside a mouse, I’m thinking the brand name is more suited to a *different* kind of handheld device.